Online Scandinavian media is overflowing with stories about the swedish princess Madeleine and her ex prince not so charming Jonas Bergström these days. Turns out he didn't just double dip, but fooled around a lot more and even made a collegue pregnant. Well, I am not surprised and I don't care. He wasn't suitable for Madde anyways. But she really is such a nice girl who would look great in a wedding dress. So, part Swedish and inspired by this weekend's oh so wonderful events as I am, I can't help but wonder: Who could be her McDreamy? Let's explore some options:
10. Kåre Conradi:
It would have been nice if Madde decided to explore the Swedish-Norwegian relationship and find a man over here. Kåre Conradi is picture perfect with his clean voice and . Being the best man of his buddy Ari Behn, Kåre showed he knew how to behave around royalty, and I'm sure he would be nice to Madde. Although maybe a little bit boring in the long run - and just so we're clear, this is a long run we're looking for.
9. Karl Ove Knausgård:
And speaking of Ari, the success of our own princess was finding an exentric actor to stay in the spotlight. And boy, can Norway offer Madde that. Karl Ove Knausgård has had the pleasure of sharing every detail of his personal life with Norwegian readers in five large books published recently and to be followed by a sixth. Plenty of material to make the press' job easy, and maybe oit would be refreshing for Madde to hook up with this good looking, crazy 40 something with plenty of Swedish experience? It would give Knugen a heart attack, but hey, there's a fantastic crown princess eager to replace him anyway.
8. Didrik Solli-Tangen:
Madde needs someone who is good at staying away from the media. Didrik Solli-Tangen is our man here. He hates attention. And he does have a lovely set of eyes and a heart that could be yours. But then again, I ask myself, what else does he have to offer? Not sure I can think of anything, so let's skip him.
7. Alexander Skarsgård:
I always seem to return to this hunky actor. I know. But wouldn't it be perfect? I mean, Madde is spending time over in the States, and Swedish people abroad always tend to hook up. Perfect man, sort of reserved and very good looking. Probably a true gentleman as well. My only concern is that he has been naked on television a couple of two to many for being a prince. Plus maybe the fact that he seems to be hooking up with the most boring actor on the planet, Kate Bosworth, but that does seem like a detail when Madde comes knocking. And prince Alexander does sound very good to me.
6. Petter Northug jr:
Norway's best cross country skier likes to annoy people by playing poker these days. But I am sure Knugen likes poker as well, and that Petter would annoy the Norwegian sports council even more by marrying a Swedish princess. Risk is of course that he would leave her as soon as he get the needed attention, but he should first remember he need a little something to retire on when his career is over in a couple of years. He sure would look good in those chains Knugen likes to carry around.
5. Jonathan Rhys Meyers:
The British haven't been so keen on the royal weddings recently. Maybe due to the fact that they haven't had much success in that area themselves. Perhaps a solution would be to involve them more actively in the marriage process. I can't think of any better Brit than Jonathan Rhys Meyers. In my opinion he's the hottest man alive, and I'm sure he's nicer than he likes to appear. British cockiness does however suit the royal highnesses quite well.
4. President Obama:
What better for the princess of Sweden than to bring home the prince of America from US? Obama is already good with international spotlight and even Knugen would like him and his nobel peace price. Guess you don't need more introduction.
3. Tiger Woods:
I talked to Tiger the other day. He told me he was ready to settle down, find his perfect woman and never ever be unfaithful again. I actually kind of believe him. I mean, he is such a nice fellow, and Madde should be the woman to not blame him for previous behavior and still keep him on a leash.
2. Robert Pattinson:
Yummm, a vampire for breakfast, lunch and dinner. If Madde were to go for safe and American, Robert Pattinson is about as safe as it gets while still being very, very dangerous. Vampires are all about sex and Robert Pattinson is all about looking amazing. What a striking combination!
1. Robert Downey jr:
9 men are at least 8 too many, so I tried think of how to fit all of them into one body. That's when I came up with Robert Downey jr. He's as picture perfect as Kåre, as exentric as Karl Ove, almost as media shy as Didrik, as perfect as Alexander, as annoying as Petter, as cocky as Jonathan, as famous as Obama, as unfaithful-gone-faithful as Tiger, as dangerous as Robert P and as beautiful and amazing as only Robert Downey jr can be.
So people, let's here it for Prince Robert and best of luck finding him, Madde!
