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onsdag 3. mars 2010

Norway's contribution to Hollywood


I just watched the first episode of the Norwegian version of Hollywood housewives; TV Norge; "Ja, vi elsker Hollywood". It is hosted by Norwegian stylist and gay loverboy Jan Thomas, which makes it far more enjoyable than it could have been. But the ladies?? Here are some of the highlights:

  • Lillian Müller is probably the most famous one. She says she left Hugh Heffner because he asked her to join him and another woman in a hotel room and Müller thought that was too liberal for her. Interesting, coming from a former playmate and porn star 
  • One woman, Kjersti, uses four illegal Mexican workers around the house. One for the garden, one for housekeeping, one for babysitting and one for colour coding her wardrobe. I like the last one.
  • One woman is a real estate agent in her ex husband's company. The name of her ex husband is Dick Dollar.
  •  There was a yoga woman. I cannot even begin to describe her.
  • Linn Bjornland is trying to be an actor in LA. The one thing she can think of when looking at LA's beaches is the ancient TV show Pacific Blue. *Not impressed*,
  • Tove claims to be from Oslo. She can't talk Norwegian. Her perfume is sold on TV shop. Jan Thomas claims she is the Ameriacan dream impersonated. Somehow I don't believe him. He also claims her husband is one of the most experienced actors in Hollywood. I've never heard of him and forgot his name allready.
Yup. It should have been a TV show I hated. But I will watch it next week for sure. Don't know why. No more comments.

4 kommentarer:

Lord Bassington-Bassington sa...

Thanks for the summary, that means I don't have to watch it.

But describing Lillian Müller as a "porn star" is a bit of an exaggeration, don't you think? She did some nude modelling for Playboy, which I guess is pornographic by the standards of the 1950s, but she's hardly in the same business as, say, Jenna Jameson.

Oh, and she's a really nice lady, by the way!

Camilla Claire Collet sa...

OK, probably a good point. Sorry to Müller. I am sure she is a nice lady, just thought the remark to be a bit funny. I also think there are many nice ladies who actually are porn stars, btw.

Watch the show - it is a good laugh.

Lord Bassington-Bassington sa...

Being a porn star is an honorable profession, I certainly have nothing against them! I'm just interested in how people are labelled.

I don't have a TV, so I doubt I'll watch the show. But I suspect I'll follow your blog, which is very enjoyable.

Camilla Claire Collet sa...

Thank you. That is very nice. I like your blog too!